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     Famed attorney and part-time veterinarian Peter Digglewink died this week after an extended battle with life. He was 58. Digglewink was born in Brooklyn, NY and attended Harvard University and Yale Law School. He rose to prominence as … Continue reading →

T’was the night before Christmas, the evening when Santa looms Not a creature was stirring, except the one in my pantaloons. The stockings were hung, by the chimney with tape Because care got us nowhere, after last year’s Santa rape. … Continue reading →

Dear Prospective Law Students, Since I announced the founding of the Peter K. Digglewink School of Law last month, it has come to my attention that some wild rumors are floating around about my school. Today, I would like to … Continue reading →

A cricket is no ordinary insect. It is large and brazen and possesses boundless energy. Indeed, it is basically a skeletal puppy. And for the last several days, one has inhabited my apartment. This presents a problem. While I do … Continue reading →

This is the story of how I met my legal partner, Ferdy Smith. It involves, not surprisingly, a person in a giant panda costume. It was my twenty-fifth birthday and my final year of law school, and some friends decided … Continue reading →

#1. Favorite Food: Chicken Pot Pie. The sweet mixture of fowl and cannabis is simply delightful. #2. Favorite Television Show: LOST. If LOST was this sentence, it would be a scintillating, compelling sentence that featured a multitude of large words, manipulated … Continue reading →

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I wish I hadn’t eaten that Street Meat. Not for any gastrointestinal reasons. It just wasn’t very tasty. You see, yesterday was my birthday, friends, and frankly I expected a more festive morning  meal. Unfortunately, it wasn’t to be. I … Continue reading →

I would like to issue an apology to my friends and fans. It seems that yesterday, an Internet site devoted to tabloid trash published a nude photograph of me. As you can imagine, chaos ensued. Now, let me be clear. … Continue reading →