Tag Archives: Baseball
Mr. Waffles and Me
My mother always said that good things came in small packages. Unfortunately, my father actually came in small packages. This was the result of a sexual compulsion and a general disdain for postal employees. He was not a normal man. … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Baseball, Cats, Childhood, Fathers, Kangaroos, Kittens, Mothers, Paris, Philosophy, The Music Man, To Kill a Mockingbird, Waffles, War Reenactments
Leave a comment
The Truth About Curtis Granderson
Curtis Granderson, you see, was not born and trained a baseball player but rather was designed in a lab in 1998 as the perfect combination of Ken Griffey and Brady Anderson. Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged Baseball, Brady Anderson, Brian Cashman, Curtis Granderson, Jr, Ken Griffey, Yankees
Leave a comment