Monthly Archives: October 2010

The Peter K. Digglewink School of Law

Dear Prospective Law Students, Since I announced the founding of the Peter K. Digglewink School of Law last month, it has come to my attention that some wild rumors are floating around about my school. Today, I would like to … Continue reading

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Crickets, Behatted Midgets, and Me

A cricket is no ordinary insect. It is large and brazen and possesses boundless energy. Indeed, it is basically a skeletal puppy. And for the last several days, one has inhabited my apartment. This presents a problem. While I do … Continue reading

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