#1. Favorite Food: Chicken Pot Pie. The sweet mixture of fowl and cannabis is simply delightful.
#2. Favorite Television Show: LOST. If LOST was this sentence, it would be a scintillating, compelling sentence that featured a multitude of large words, manipulated fonts, and fancy punctuation; it would, however, ultimately lead to a conclusion that has nothing to do with anything that came before it cheese.
#3. Favorite Pants Status: Off
#4. Favorite Movie: I love all things Walt Disney, but for the cryogenic freezing, latent Naziism, and National Treasure: Book of Secrets.
#5. Favorite Quote: “When in Doubt, pull out. Doubt is fertile.” – Peter Digglewink
#6. Least Favorite Quote: “Please stop hugging me.” – That girl I hugged
#7. Favorite Day of My Life: 8/13/1975. Greatful Dead at the Great American Music Hall.
#8. Least Favorite Day of My Life: 8/13/1975. After the Greatful Dead show when I lost my testicle during a fateful encounter with either a unicorn or a horse wearing a party hat.
#9. Favorite Black American President: Rutherford B. Hayes
#10. Favorite Beach To Which I Might One Day Take My Talents: South