Dear Prospective Law Students,
Since I announced the founding of the Peter K. Digglewink School of Law last month, it has come to my attention that some wild rumors are floating around about my school. Today, I would like to set the record straight: It is indeed a real school.
Admittedly, some of these rumors are true. But I am confident that Digglewink Law will still provide a unparalleled legal education to those students lucky enough to be admitted. Digglewink Law may not be the highest ranked law school, may not have the most famous alumni, may not have both male and female restrooms in its buildings, may not have “professors” or “faculty”, may not have books in its library, may not have a library that is not a boiler room, and may not have a working boiler room, but I guarantee that our institution is among the finest in the country.
Sincerely,
Peter K. Digglewink, Dean
